A quick introduction:
1. I'm not a verbose writer, so this may be my longest entry.
2. This may also be my last entry. I have issues with commitment.
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My most recent obsession before Brazilian Jiu Jitsu was with motorcycles - sports bikes, more specifically.
I would ride the yzf600r all the time. When I wasn't riding motorcycles, I would talk about riding motorcycles. When not talking about riding motorcycles, I would be asleep, dreaming about riding motorcycles. While I was in Europe for the year, my dad hid the keys. Fuck. Stalemate.
Nowadays my obsession is with fighting motherfuckers up in their facepiece. Okay, what that meant in reality was training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I walk down the street and size up potential opponents and smugly laugh to myself about how fast I would fuck up every sucker fool. In actuality, I'm a gigantic pussy who just began training literally two days ago and I already think that I'm a professional fighter.
I dedicate this blog to that one girl whose name escapes me.
Approximately seven months ago, while studying in England, I signed up for facebook. It was the thing to do, nigga. So, I added all my new friends and began wasting many hours stalking them and their friends. This one girl, with whom I had approximately one conversation, added me to her friends' list.
Con: Her profile pictures lacked any of her in a bikini.
Pro: She provided a link to her blog.
While perusing her blog, I became enchanted by her rampant mediocrity. She sucked so bad, in so many ways. Her pretentious, yet socially awkward ideals provided me with smart juice for my corpus callosum. Her poor grasp of prescriptive grammar made me smug-giddy. I still don't know why she would permit real humans to enter into her private thoughts, yet I'm thankful.
I write this blog in honor of douchey-blog-girl whose name escapes me. She complained that her hips were too big in relation to her tits, that everyone was boring to her, and that she wanted to shave her head, to make a statement.
Her name escapes me, but I write this blog in honor of that one blog girl, whatever her name was. I love her and I love her face.
